Letter Template for Sailor Jerry rum

Contact Sailor Jerry

Sailor Jerry Office:

421 N. 7th Street
Suite 416
Philadelphia, PA 19123
United States

P: +1.215.625.2561
F: +1.215.625.2773

Sailor Jerry Store:

116-118 S. 13th Street
Philadelphia, PA 19107
United States

P: +1.215.531.6380

Mon-Thurs: 11:00 – 7:00
Fri-Sat: 11:00 – 8:00
Sun: 12:00 – 5:00


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Dear Sailor Jerry,

Facebook has had no effect on your decision to return to the original and great taste of Sailor Jerry rum, and was hoping to know the truth about this.  Is this because the original flavour is too delicious, and people were drinking it bottle’s at a time and falling down and seriously injuring themselves, others, or both?

We’ve now all seen your response to the Facebook groups; and now this my response, call it a last ditch attempt. Please offer the original recipe, I love it so, and I’m a reponsible drinker, and know full well that there is nothing else quite like it out there, whereas limey rums are ten-a-penny.

If it is common knowledge that you’ll be losing money from this move, by leaving the rummy, limey, vanilla-y market for the already overcrowded ‘usual’ rum drink market is there a reason that we should know about?  Political pressure, perhaps the mafia are involved, are there publicly unknown side-effects for something as tasty as Jerry?

Please offer some words on this, or else I will only be tasting the saltiness of my tears.

Yours sincerely,

[insert name here]


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