What could we buy with expenses repayments?

The sum of £478,616 has been returned in repaid claims, but where does this money go? Or rather, where could it go, if we were a little more creative with our winnings the rightly repaid money.

(this involved me searching £478,616 on google)

Would be quite enough to keep Solva in Pembrokeshire sweet.

More than enough to award one headteacher compensation for stress after she was accused of not giving sufficient attention to the needs of Muslim pupils.

Will afford you the cost of a certain football player – one Kevin Kilbane – following Hull City’s survival.

Should be a suitable amount to stump up enough in fines, after a fatal lift accident in Southampton.

Boris Johnson maybe wouldn’t fork out this much for Wandle Park, Croydon.

Was too much for such a risk-taking venture for cannabis haulers.

Is in the price range of Swindon, for a Radio 1 festival.

Perhaps quite enough for a man who wants his health back.

Can be enough for a trusted treasurer who stole said sum.

Should not buy a businessman rights no other man (or woman) has, by building a house worth said amount without permission.

Surplus to how much NHS south central will set aside for fluoridation review.

Just over the amount to get Guido Fawkes foaming at the mouth (bastard!!)

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Though if Parliament were up to spending £79 more, they could afford 289 duck islands with that money. (Exclusive!!)

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